Here’s the verdict on paper (with cover).

If De La Soul is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I present, Sioux Falls, SD.

I would add cheese to that list. But it didn’t start out that way.

Two failings: men’s privates hitting the ground.

“There’s a little black spot on the sun todaaaaay...”

Actually, it shows an image on the bookmarked page on the majority of the bookmarks I have.

The first time I saw Tony Horton do this, I thought "Yeah, whatever." One day I slept on my shoulder wrong and it was giving me a hard time. I pulled out my roller and gave it a try. Worked really well! I'll never doubt the method again!

You'd be surprised how sharp some of them are. The knife in question did not have the serration typical on table knives. I was able to do a "knife test" by drawing the length of the knife through cardstock. A coworker also cut their thumb on a serrated one (4 stitches).

I can vouch for the knife part. About 40 stitches, three severed tendons, and 3 months in a splint. All from a table knife!

I've walked on hot sand. No thanks, I'll take my footwear over this stupid solution any day!

FoodSaver has a Wide-Mouth (and regular) Jar Sealer. This would avoid having to put a hole in your jar lid. So long as the jar can handle standard sizes, you're set. Put the fruit in a sachet bag.
http://www.foodsaver.com/accessories/T0…

@vinlrake, This has obviously been slowed down quite a bit. If you look a the rotation of the wheels by tracking the spoke pattern, you'll see that there is quite a bit of movement in the amount of time that it takes for the flames to die down, up to a half rotation.

They could have used this guy in FDR: American Badass! (NSFW)

Much better. Get rid of those holidays so you don't have an excuse to not do what you wanted!

Would be better if you could fill in the months and dates. Then you could use it any time.

So, no way to eject the disc in the drive remotely?

Yeah, I thought that butter knives were safe. Then I wound up cutting all the flexor tendons in my middle finger trying to separate two hashbrowns frozen together. Turns out, butter knives can be sharp.