I will take any schwarzbier you have lying around off your hands. One of my favorite styles.

I’m just going to save this gif to reuse for all you Kinja users who were previously unaware of the AV Club:

Trump is unhinged, but that doesn’t take away from the fact millions of voters stayed home and sulked like toothless babies because their preferred candidate didn’t win the primaries.

From the NPR article

Well, she’s not wrong.

Yeah, I am fine if this is where Lynch leave it, but given the unlikely gift of these 18 hours I would be right there if he decided to go another round or two.

Whenever Twin Peaks isn’t on the air, the other shows should ask ‘Where is Twin Peaks?’ Or ‘Why isn’t Twin Peaks showing right now?’

They came back and meddled and destroyed everything. It all fell into darkness. Perfect. Wonderful. Do not change a thing.

Twin Peaks had a cliché ending? I’m worried that I have been using the word cliché incorrectly my entire life.

“There should never be another episode of Twin Peaks.”

“Is Grace in?”
“Who?”
“Does Grace live here?”

It’ll take me awhile to properly formulate an opinion on The Return, but at this point I am dissapointed in how Audrey was used in this series.

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

THIS SITE SUCKS!!

Wait... You linked to The Gateway Pundit?!?!

I miss Disqus’ ignore function.

They should make an adult version of Chuck E Cheese, kind of like Dave & Busters only you can fuck the animatronics.

It is ok. Blame Kinja. It atrophies mental acuity.

I did find the ins and outs of the premise a bit hard to grasp at first, but when I finally got the reason why Toxic Rick is the one who cares about Morty and why Healthy Morty was such an ultimate douchebag, I laughed out loud. Rick hates his attachment to Morty as much as he hates his own insane ego, and Morty…