So, my wife was a D3 athlete, and the lower divisions—especially of less lauded sports—are still pretty close to the NCAA ideal. When it comes to D1 football/basketball, etc., though, I’m with you.

Fair point.

Also, in defense of Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, almost all of the incidental cast is great, it’s the stars (Mastrantonio and Rickman aside) who really bring down the movie.

The Bible is super down on the rich. If you don’t know this, you haven’t done the reading.

1. Money is constantly double taxed.

The Republican obsession with repealing the estate tax is a prime example of this phenomenon.

And I’m sick of the high hat!

As a NJ resident, it’s immensely satisfying that the Nets, even at some remove from the Garden State, still suck.

Thank you for that clarification, prole. I take it you went to school on the wrong side of the river?

All the colleges in Boston are trash. Cambridge has the good schools.

For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to... enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.

It’s rare that you look at House of M and think, “well, if we’re going to be ruled by a dictatorial madman and his family, I’d rather he be a mutant holocaust survivor with a sweet cape.”

Get outta here, Leitch.

“And building trades: here are your 30 pieces of silver, as we agreed.”

They used deerskins, o ignorant white oppressor.

Who the fuck watches the Today Show?

Hitting a bunch of these and tuk-tuks were exactly the way you racked up the points in Burnout.

And all that in the face of all kinds of racially-charged discussion of her physique and athleticism. Get it, girl!

You gotta be alive to feel feelings.

This is basically how the world works now: old white men moan about their lost dignity while their children work for free, never having known any other way.