:D I live to disturb.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

I believe she’s sincere, but her sincerity is still all about her.

Megan, I don’t know if I’ve told you, but I really enjoy your writing and your Dirt Bags. Thank you!

The people of Louisiana probably don’t care if it is for publicity or to rehab her image or whatnot. They’ll take it.

She’s a mass murderer/serial killer. She deserves to be in prison for life. It is punishment, not rehabilitation. If she wants to rehabilitate herself while serving her sentence, she can, but she belongs in prison until she dies. She can take classes, she can teach, she can even do good works and get perks and…

No need to be sorry. Although it’s not the norm (unfortunately), that’s the kind of discussion we should’ve in the internet: rich of information. Thanks!

She was sentenced to death, but the year after (in a separate case) found that California’s system of capital punishment was unconstitutional and all the current inmates had their sentences commuted. Same with all of the Manson family members who were put on trial.

I am curious as to why she thinks native Zambians think angels would have long blonde hair.

Send the complainers to Australia. They'll love it here.

My grocery store, Hy-Vee, has digital coupons attached to their member card. I love them. I am shit with paper coupons unless I find them in-store.

Wow, you’re awesome. Seriously! Lifelong cyclist and motorcyclist. I always give motorbikes extra room. Grampa actually taught me that.

I wake up hopeful, then I’m sad, then angry: cycle repeats.

I’ve been enjoying how much the Bay Area enjoys watching the Warriors. The streets become a ghost town. The grocery store was empty at 6:30 on a Sunday evening!

I saw the instagram of her naked butt getting out of bed after drinking her morning coffee and I assumed the #secretproject would be a poop.

I’m assuming it’s a fancy rich-person word for butt.

As a father of an adopted boy and a homegrown girl (1 year apart) I can easily say my feelings of love and parentage are exactly the same for both and yeah, many people just don’t get it.

If I understand the premise correctly, Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando jump into a rental car in NYC and head for LA because it’s 9/11 and all the flights have been canceled for the foreseeable future. And it’s only a short film. Everything about this screams: absurd, will only play a few film…

Since I have started hitting the anger stage/ giving no fucks about anything stage in my breakup...I probably would have put on my head phone and started doing squats and random zumba moves in front of the place because I came to work out and I'm working out.

Word salad’s favorite seasoning.