Torch...Your writing is never flaccid.

I think “leech-like roadholding capabilities” properly portrays the vessel as one that will more than likely suck the blood out of your driving enjoyment. Maybe they should have accentuated this claim with a peppering of “Sphincter-esque handling” so we more accurately know what we’re in for.

One of the great literary works of our time...

Once again I find myself lusting after another man’s proportioning valve. Sweet build!

Real nice, Raph! How does it feel to know that David Tracy is reading your column in the bathroom now?

Great read, Post-Moab Andrew.

The only way that Neon is worth 15K is if it comes with 10 grand in the glovebox.

The time and care taken for such precise answers warms the coldest of hearts...

Might I suggest a new promotional video...one that isn’t reminiscent of wandering through a parking deck while having an aneurysm and being chased by bees?

Dude called you a journalist!

The level of tangible discomfort that Jay exhibited during your questioning was a hilarious spectacle to behold. Evernham seemed to be questioning any further involvement with the project as well. Superbly done, Torch!

“the radio aerial took a little blue pill and its been more than four-hours… it won’t go down”- Graverobber gold right there.

My first car...’69 Chevelle Malibu. My dad and I spent countless hours smoothing, sanding, priming and even painted it in the back yard. Sold it when new car fever struck at the same time as a complete lack of sensible reasoning. I loved that car! Met my wife in that car, drove it to prom, dodged death a countless…

You’re right...it’s definitely a CJ2A, David.

That was a truly great read, David! Here’s to hoping that you do make it to Moab with at least a fragment of your sanity still intact. It’s hilarious to me that I look at those pictures of your kitchen floor and immediately grasp at those images to console myself with “At least I’m not as bad as that guy...”. Keep up…