It will also be where the Mystics will play their games. Sorry, I guess that doesn’t really answer your question.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

Good point, he really used to stump ‘em with that move.

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Are we absolutely certain Papelbon isn’t related to Curt Schilling?

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

I’m convinced that Joey Tallywacker is engaging in a Trump-esque experiment in which he’s seeing how dumb he can go and still get tons of support. So far, he hasn’t found the bottom. People love him and his terrible jokes and puns.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Looks like a madden glitch.

This isn’t to say that it’s not okay to enjoy some of this stuff. (Who hasn’t painted their nails team colors?) The problem is that this is almost exclusively the only version of womanhood offered—sexed up, dumbed down, and focused on supporting your man, with no room to be any other way.

Seems like you’re the expert on it.

First time that “never forget” has actually been a helpful reminder because I totally forgot about that time the twin towers had an atomic bomb explode underneath them

What an idiot. If he didn’t want to forget, why did he put it on his back?

At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.

This is the best audition for First Take I’ve ever heard.

Can someone explain what Vince Staples is doing with his hands? Does he have two hands? Is he self conscious about his right hand? Why is he tucking his left hand between his wrist and stomach? Do I need to watch more of these? Is this a common thing for him?