It’s shit like this that makes me wonder how excited I should be about the NFL returning to LA.

I don't know, I feel like they've pretty much taken over PornHub.

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

That’s a messed-up way to treat people, man.

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

Oh cool! You just repurposed the original joke as your own! hahaha Clever!

It is not a subtle joke. It is a bad and obvious joke.

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

Who the fuck shoots a deer with a .22? That’s just going to injure the damn thing until it bleeds out in a few hours.

I, for one, look forward to six hour long football games with 4 1/2 hours worth of commercials.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

That shot of Rodgers reminded me of the Favre TD celebration from the SuperBowl

This is gayer than having oral sex with 2 men in a public bathroom.