If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Dear NBC Executives:

You can if you spell it correctly...

50 gallon drum of lube.

I would rather watch Chopped reruns every week than Jaguars Hard Knocks.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

That guy left hanging at 0:24 is still holding his hand out.

I’m not sure how people who played for the Caps 20 years ago can possibly have any impact on this current team. When people use logic like this, it's just idiotic. The Oates-Bondra teams have absolutely zero impact on how game 7 will go, insinuating that it does is pure nonsense

Well, in fairness, the caps have made the conf final 2 times in their history, not once.

Why? It wouldn’t be the first time this series they’ve won at MSG.

I KNEW IT

“skate-off wrister”...no, just no.

The whole "publishing her name" thing really makes me question the validity of the second "A" in "AA."

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.

Hopefully they found out who his favorite daytime bartender is.

The TBS box graphic on the side blows this trash out of the water.

"I trusted you."