When I got in from the gym my three year-old said, "daddy, look at my butt. April Fool's!" The rest made less sense. Maybe next year we just skip this?

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

Idiots! That's California!

In Rovell's world, offensive lineman wouldn't get paid either.

Wow. Wow.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

(Previously.)

If Oregon is so white, why did Chip Kelly leave?

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

Not going to happen. You don't bite the hand that feeds you.

What am I supposed to be looking at here? Also, what the fuck is Lint?

Yeah. We always had a 'Yay Missouri' week to convince us we weren't living in the worst state ever and waffle cones are something everyone loves, so they were a common focus. Like we made fake ones out of construction paper and had ice cream parties.

What's the joke?

Jesus Fucking Christ, Pierre McGuire - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…