I don't understand why the refs can't just shoot the offending player with a paint gun. I'd like SOMEONE to explain to me why that wouldn't fix everything.

if two kids are speaking Portuguese in Russia....you're probably right!

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

What a clutch throw by Romo.

To be fair Suh shouldn't have been on the field for the game....so let's call it even maybe?

You can't make him buy a new Jersey.

Nice try, but if I'm not going to read the e-mails from my own HR department, I'm not reading them from the NFL.

Yes, but how was this RG3's fault?

The Redskins immediately signed that fan at quarterback after seeing him escape the sack.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

What's Williams to do in that situation given that he didn't know McCoy would run out of the pocket right past him?

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

Who's the narrator? He would make Thursday Night Football 1000x more enjoyable.