you suck at writing

Dude it was adderall. Chill out

lol she moved her phone in anticipation of the ball being kicked in the air.

The product SUCKS. I used to watch football all day on Sundays. Now I can barely get through my own team’s game.

It took him until Thursday to come up with that stat?

I wish I was that golf tee

I guess you don’t watch the games. Let me fill you in. After every play, good or bad, Harbaugh has a look on his face like someone just told him his wife has been sleeping with his best friend for 10 years. Confusion. Disgust. ANGER. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO MEEEE AND BALTIMORE???????????

You’re right, Jerry. Definitely a team leader.

I’m getting pretty close to losing the last little bit of interest I have for the NFL.

PLEASE intervene on the Redskins.

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It was a FIVE yard penalty. Any good team can overcome that. But they’re not. So blame the refs. Blame everyone but yourselves, Baltimore. Because everyone is out to get you.

Both of the pitches to Tulo and Martin were clearly strikes. The overhead camera angle showed both pitches hit the outside corner.

I wish someone would have bat flipped that kid’s selfie stick

So Sherzer is a fortune teller?

I think he said “I wanna Fig Newton”

One woman ate 3 other dudes right before the bus showed up

This Sunday my wife was cranky and pissy with me all morning. She told me it was because football was back. And it wasn’t because I’m lazy and do nothing all day. It was because she hates seeing me angry all day. We were 3 hours away from kickoff and the day already had a dark burgundy and gold shadow of depression…

Haahahahahahhahahahaha

The RC car chase and Buzz shouldn’t be allowed to fly....are you serious? Do you realize the toys are TALKING during these scenes? Are you saying the talking is realistic but the other things the toys are doing are completely out of line? This article is a joke.