“Let’s take a moment to SUCK that in” lol

Majority of my childhood was spent screaming at that first baseman to come off the bag and pick up that ball. He never did. He never will. Lazy prick.

Did the announcer seriously say “what are the odds of the throw hitting him in the throat?” Does he know that the catcher is literally aiming for the pitcher? I’d say the odds are pretty good.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BILL SIMMONS. NO ONE CARES.

I’m assuming that was the St. Louis broadcaster that was disapproving of Castro’s clowning around.

The ONLY thing worse than the live K zone, was Kurt Schilling. And I really hate the live K zone.

haha i was just thinking that. total blue ball. tellin us there's breaking news and then not showing it.

Is he now officially on the same level as Skip Bayless? Just saying absurd shit to get ppl to watch his horrible show?

I feel like Michael when Toby comes back to the office.

why is this news?

No shot he cares about paying somebody for nothing. He's still paying Albert Haynesworth to sit on his fat ass.

Is that Bubbles from The Wire?

16 years. That's how long it will take me to pay off my student loans. How long is it taking you, Richard Sherman?

ohhh F.P. Santangelo how I missed your voice. Can't wait for another season of awful broadcasting.

That is funny as shit!!!!

But if gold was the color of a ribbon for a cancer that women get, the cleats would not only be acceptable, they would be encouraged.

Hungry hungry......

Jerry Jones was also mic'd up on the play:

What's the explanation for Dez Bryant not getting a penalty for running on the field with no helmet on?

hahahahaha that's perfect.