Shhhh! I talking about breaking your collar bone and grind your teeth to dust Hamilton. You know, the good shit. Don't ruin it all please...

Huh. Not how I read it. I read it as Pereiro thought Hincapie was offering to throw the stage for 50K whatever, while Hincapie thought he was agreeing to pay Pereiro 50K to let Hincapie win. So they not only confused the currency, but also who was paying who to let who win.

Too obvious.

I miss the old LeMond-Hinault team infighting era.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

If I could only be 1/1000 as cool as this....

They make exceptions for 12 year old boys.

Wow, a priest actually rejected a boy?

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

It’s okay - when Marv gets together with his buddies later to talk shit about Webber it gives him a chance to engage in his favorite pastime.

Juice boxing

Lists like these are invaluable for being able to tell my wife No on potential boys names.

Anybody want to guess Jerzy is the only one pictured not wearing a Jersey?

Jakin! Neithan! TIMBER.

Tire barriers give a loose tire a place to roll to.

This is so good. I’m laughing so hard I’m weeping, and my wife’s annoyed with me. That last hit especially is spectacular. And the dad laughing in the background just adds to it.

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!