It would’ve been cool if it was an event where someone was kidnapping all the clerks and you had to free them

now i gotta go back and kill ganon in the tingle armor.

Yes. Effort. If somebody wants a constant stream of entertainment without having to put forth any effort, they should go binge TV shows on Netflix, not play video games.

Oh but I do. It’s this kind of attitude that makes people utter that ridiculous tripe about Elite having ‘no content’, just because the game doesn’t hit them upside the head with ‘the cool stuff’ within 15 minutes of logging in for the first time.

You obviously weren’t paying attention if you think the only way to find all this cool shit is through ARGs. The clue that led to the discovery of the ship was a message accompanying data obtained by scanning a listening post... The kind of message that most players dismiss as meaningless fluff.

The part about rockstar fixing a glitch that allowed people to accessorize strikes a particularly resonant chord for me. RIP dufflebag, which I had to obtain through a tremendous amount of very precise glitching bullshit to obtain, but was never added as a freely available cosmetic (or a heist unlock). They seriously…

Quick! Grab it while you can!

It’s been done before . . .

That’s about as close as you can get to one of these:

I looked this up for laughs but HOLY CRAP IT EXISTS