Well thank you for enlightening me on why someone who served might be prone to this form of dress, I would have otherwise not known. I think you are however ignoring a group that picked up the habit from private prep school and never served their country, let alone served someone food.

Gonna take a swing at this... (gotta pee real bad right now holy shit)...

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

Note to self: Cancel internship at Goodnature.

So I guess this is what Merry and Pippin have been up to since the Lord of the Rings