“Oh, and the gender discrimination lawsuit they filed against U.S. Soccer...”

Have you checked to see if they’re legally barred from discussing the issue while the lawsuit is ongoing? This isn’t a criticism, I’m legitimately curious.

Len Kasper is probably the best play-by-play man in baseball. Drag the cubs to hell over this - they deserve it. Just leave Len out of it.

“In my experience”

Oh, okay, cool. 

somebody really really doesn’t like Stephen A.

Legitimately, how does this happen? Does anyone work in broadcasting here?  He’s speaking so fluidly as though he’s prepared, but the Mad Libs of players is all wrong. 

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

I hope Dexter Fowler doesn’t even bother to wear shoes to the dugout anymore.

Is it because people in St. Louis think crackers are pizza?

That’s more South Side bitterness than a Lagunitas double IPA.

I can’t wait to see forgotten programs such as, Pasadena, Dads and The 2005 World Series.

Idk... No more boring than a Big Ten West or ACC Coastal schedule.

His replacement, Jason Benetti, is a hundred times better, funnier, and more entertaining than Hawk has ever been. He and Steve Stone have really good chemistry, though comparing them to Hawk and Stone is like night and day. I’ve talked to like ten people about this lately and all of them agree. I can’t wait.

He’s very bad at his job.

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

Ever take a school ID pic where they asked you to turn your face?

The one-month. Plus, with these anniversaries of the Sox title we get to play “How Fat Has Bobby Jenks Gotten Now”

Yeah but at least the Cubs fans could still go to “Wrigley Field” during that time.

“Big deal . We managed to win only one WS with 3 #1 starters who are all in the HOF.”

Chris Sale missed a start for refusing to wear White Sox throwback unis. That is not a guy I want in my dugout.