Brown Sugar was SO GOOD.

Nic, prepare to have your salad tossed and your eggs scrambled.

I’m team They Both Need to Sit Down, Shut Up and Think Long and Hard About Their Current Life Choices Before Going on TV/Instagram/Twitter and Being Messy as Fuck.

Yeah, I’m Team Pete on this one. He was doing a promo for Saturday Night Live, for fuck’s sake, which is a COMEDY SKETCH SHOW. Ariana Grande’s response was stupidly immature. Quite frankly, I give massive side-eye to anyone who airs their personal issues on a public forum, whether or not they’re a celebrity. The whole…

Interesting comment. The only winning move is not to kinja.

Somewhere Betsy DeVos just came

The same lunatics that legislate for charter schools are probably donors for these fake sports academies.

Not sure this guy understands how a sperm bank works.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

Fox Studio’s CEO Brocktoon 

Can’t go wrong with something that triples as a lube too!

Ah, a fellow connoisseur of good taste as well. 24-Hour Lemon Musk Extreme is my personal favorite

Ya both it!

That’s why I’m a fan of Pillboy and Donkey Doug’s Double Trouble, the energy drink/body spray hybrid for the thirsty and smelly bro on the go.

Oh, enough of this shit. If I wanted some Butler drama I’d go watch Remains of the fucking Day

... does Zinke not know that Arlington Cemetary is only on Robert E. Lee’s property because the Union did it to spite Lee?

Nothing says Republican family values like a man and the woman he left his wife and 5 children for.

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.