I wasn’t sure how they would respond to my giant namesake.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

This also makes Ewing the first cast member of The Exorcist III to land a head coaching gig at the D-1 level. Brad Dourif, as everyone remembers, spent two seasons coaching Lycoming — primarily on the strength of his performance as the Gemini killer in that film — but they’re a Division III school.

Alternates:

Dock Ellis always said he was pretty sure he was the reincarnated Dock Ellis.

The @fuckjerry panel is just every other panel curated into one convenient panel.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

While you’re there, ask them how to get rid of all these girls who follow me and want to send me nudes for money. It’s like yay someone followed me oh wait godammit

I don’t like this because of the incident, but have to applaud you for cleverness

Haha I was going to say the same thing.

“I’ll put you in the Moda Center,” doesn’t have quite the same effect.

I know but I went with it anyway because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Counterpoint:

I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

yeah, it’s a murder car