dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Leaving a pre-emptive comment to let salty people know

No, it’s real.

Maybe I'm a throwback, but so what if nipples show? I'll never understand how this got to be a problem. EVERYONE has nipples - babies, men, old people - so why do we have to pretend we have we have smooth round globes with NO nipples, like a Barbie?

I still don't get the allure of the female nipple, and this article further confounds me. Men can bare their nipples in public, and women, at least in America, get slammed for even the accidental nip-slip. What's the appeal? Is it because they're functional? Is it because it's on the boob? And women can show…