Chris Evans=Dictator.

So you just summarized some of the talking points from the article?

This is why I just boat everywhere. Nothing bad ever happens to boats. Definitely.

You guys just made this car up right? Like, this doesn't actually exist?

Does it have to be in an automobile?

Thing is, if they are actually using Valrhona, Mast bars shouldn’t taste bad. I love Valrhona. It’s good chocolate.* Not waxy or gritty at all. If they aren’t making their chocolate, I doubt they are using Vlarhona. So, what are they using?

I want this as my ringtone so bad.

Jimmy, this is Manny down at Ralph's and Marla's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab, and now he wants to charge it to you. You gonna pay?

I think the Japanese should always be doing what they do best, whether it’s an utopia or a dystopia. Which is making horrifying and exaggerated versions of whatever everyone else is doing.

That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazwazzas.

You need to write this novel immediately. Cars and roads designed by the French, engineered and built by Germans.

I still kind of wish Brandpowder’s 911DS had been a real thing. I’d daily-drive that.

Or RMS Titanic

The TAG (Techniques d’Avant Garde) side of Heuer back in the 80s produced turbocharged units during the old F1 turbo era. TAG didn’t buy Heuer until around ‘85, so before that TAG was buidling Porsche turbo engines in F1.

That’s taxable horsepower:

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I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...