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Geostorm also has the “Movie inexplicably named after a car from the ‘90s” category locked down.

Now, if you combined all those movies, you’d get a kickass story about two Scotsmen battling a Nordic serial killer whose weapon of choice is weather satellites, and... Tyler Perry is there for some reason.

I tried to go to a 3:00 show of Happy Death Day but security demanded to check my bag for explosives. Fuck that. As if anyone plans to blow up a Regal on a weekday afternoon!

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I really hate this article. I’m a huge Harry Hole fan and I can’t wait to see his newest movie. Have you idiots even seen Barely Legal Twinks 1-3? My God talk about a debut. I know most of you are fans of his Bear Hunting series. I know I have watched Bear Hunting 2: Otters Strike Back! quite a few times personally.

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IT ISN’T A SHITTY WEEKEND FOR MOVIES IF YOU GO SEE BLADE RUNNER 2049

If you don’t see the difference between “let’s fucking do this!” and “let’s do this!” then you seem to be missing a bit of context for the modern usage of language. Then again, you’re probably not the same social or economic class as all those “beer chugging, foul-mouthed, wannabes” who comprise the profanity-happy

If you don’t like the answers you’re getting, maybe it’s not the answers that are the problem.

Aw. Scared, straight, white boy says what?

I was less bothered by the “fucking cool” than I was by the HORRIBLE amount of exposition just before it. With each character espousing how the spore drive worked. I was almost waiting for Sasha Micheal to look at the camera and say “Did you guys get that?”

In hindsight, I feel like Ron Moore, Brana Braga, and Jonathan Frakes should have taken advantage of the PG-13 rating’s single “fuck” rule and given the honor of “First Fuck in Star Trek” to this guy.

I am 37 and an AVID star trek fan. This series has grown on me already and I’m loving it. I’ve watched every trek series multiple times and all the film’s multiple times. You won’t hear any stupid nitpicking from me.

Actually the first “S-bomb” did not belong to Data in Generations, it was spoken by Catherine Hicks and William Shanter in Star Trek IV when she asks him “You’re not going to train [the whales] to hunt torpedos or some dipshit stuff like that, are you?” and Kirk replies, “No ma’am, no dipshit.” — or something to that

Once upon a time, I had two coworkers. One guy had a PhD. The other guy was named James and would always ask the PhD to do things that most would consider far below their job qualifications.

I kept on telling the PhD that any time he was asked, he should respond with “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a _______”.

I think there’s a sort of Deadwood effect in that contemporary cursing risks sounding unnatural. That being said, they’re really dropping the ball if they don’t manage to work “asshat” into the conversation at some point.

Apparently, the only person who even tried to explain it was the writer of the comic book adaptation of the original film, who added a line to Deckard’s internal monologue about how the job kept you “moving on the edge.”

As long as the explanations were fascinating, which they were in this film, I could care less if they were laborious or not. In a movie like this it is more important the content is imaginative and connective creating a larger whole. It matters less in how the content was delivered.