I’ve said this before.

Right now Trumpolini is watching this and thinking “Shit, why didn’t I think of blaming everything on Melania? It’s almost time for me to trade her in anyways.”

You’re arguing that blaming his wife was his first instinct, which isn’t really fair.  Initially, he attempted to vanish, squid-like, behind a giant cloud of vapor.

What are the odds that this sniveling shit takes a bullet from the president?

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

“Organizers are hoping to have the balloon ready for the Thanksgiving Day parade on Fifth Ave.”

I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

What exactly is the proof that it causes cancer though?

But it doesn’t cause cancer, the science supports Monsanto in this case. A jury finding it causes cancer does not make it so. Remember that courtcases even deemed the theory of evolution false. Courts should dismiss any jury rulings based on lies.

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If there is a silver lining to the very existence of Trey “Pinhead” Gowdy, it’s that his hairdresser FUCKING HATES HIM.  

House Page: How about the one where Hillary Clinton handed you your ass?  That was a good hearing.

The GOP is willing to burn down anything and anyone in their desperation to save their Dear Leader from being exposed as a puppet of Russia.

Let’s say it plainly: These are crimes against humanity. This is child abuse on a massive scale, perpetuated and endorsed by the Trump administration

Maybe this should be true but the fact that it’s not points to the fact that the remnants of civilization are clinging on. By treating a savage savagely we become savages ourselves and further devolve our civilization.

Kim will get shiploads of cash and goods for a deal that will be unverifiable. The opposite of the Iran deal.

I submit the following summary of the events of the last week as irrefutable proof that we are all in hell and Satan has an amazingly developed sense of humor:

“Iran nuclear deal bad. My fake North Korea nuclear deal good.”