Well, that was unpresidented.

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

Oh fuck this Mike Pence wannabe; there’s literally ONE place in all of Missouri providing abortion assistance. I can’t wait to get out of this fucking state.

You don’t have to be big to drive like a champion!

When I go, in lieu of an obituary... just post this clip under my name.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

But he drained the swamp?

Idiot doesn’t even begin to describe this complete moron. Sure, take away German cars and put thousands of American workers out of a job. Real smart...

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

Yeah but for the past few minutes, we all forgot aboug being cucked by Russia.

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

What a fucking idiot.

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I just bought a bridge there! Very excited. Everyone says real estate in Brooklyn is expensive, but my agent John Barron negotiated a really good price. He’s handling the financial details, but I expect the closing paperwork any day now.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

“Sir? Do you happen to have a K1 adapter, by any chance?”

What about a national charging network?

That’s actually pretty awesome. They need to hire this dude.