I don’t think the emails actually exist. They are digital. And no one honestly knows how to read one because of that. Maybe if Einstein hadn’t died...

But the EMALS!

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

They’ve all been shite since Pvt Hudson died.

There are exactly two movies in this franchise worth a goddamn: Alien and Aliens. They are both very different types from each other, which is kind of unusual. The original Alien is a horror story set to a scifi backdrop, whereas Aliens is more of your typical military science fiction “Ender’s Game” “Star Wars”…

Sure. Okay. Yep.

This actually makes a lot of sense. Charging quickly like this degrades the batteries faster. After a certain point of wear leveling, Tesla tries to preserve as much battery life as possible.

I’m sitting here trying to come up with something witty to say, but there is nothing. I’m slowly being broken down by these low information yokels that apparently comprise most of the voting pool in the US.

Wonder Girl—back just in time to help promote the movie?

Its different here. Down south they wear their bigotry on their sleeves. And their belts. And fly it from their pickup trucks. In a way its a good thing because you know where you stand with certain people because they’re proud to self-identify as shitty human beings.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Everyone should call in pretending to live in the Los Angeles in Alien Nation, report “newcomer” crimes against them, ransacking their houses in search of spoiled milk. It might take the operators a while to catch on and waste more of their time.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Does this mean the car is totaled?

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Personally, I think the XT has a better spaceshippy interior.

The charges are entirely false and politically motivated, and are being leveled just as the American people are beginning to learn the truth about the improper unmasking of the identities of U.S. citizens and other abuses of power. 

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

I would argue that your “solution” is more worthy of quotes than this one, as it’s proven itself invalid. It’s like the “solution” to systemic obesity being people don’t eat as much, or the “solution” to the opiates problem for people not to do drugs, or the “solution” to teenage pregnancy (or overpopulation) is for…