Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

“OK, this is before and then this was after I drove the motorcycle”

He was making acid wash jeans.

I mean, I am not sure I’ve ever met anyone, who is vocal about their male feminism, who isn’t using it to get laid. Actual male feminists usually don’t talk about it and just treat women equitably.

“I have a deep respect for unions; my wife was a teacher for many years

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

This is an NFL story. What’s a union?

Ive already put in an application down at the asbestos mill.

So Tebow had 3 ABs yesterday and managed to create 5 outs. He just does more with less.

I’m calling BS on his explanation. Tebow played in the Arizona Fall League last year. Did he always warm up in the left on-deck circle then? Has he never been to a baseball game before? There’s no way this fame whore didn’t do this on purpose.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Also, our menses attract bears.

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

wow he will play catch with his kids he must really love that shit

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

Anybody that knows her, knows she’s a racist. They are okay with that and are probably racist too. Her apology was to salvage her job prospects.

“But mamma,” she said, wiping the chicken’s blood from her calloused hands with a soiled cloth that she cut from an old, moth-eaten bedgown. “Hezekial’s poppa will never offer a dowry for me if the Good Lord does not see fit to bless me with healthy birthing hips.”