My stomach feels like Donald Trump’s hair after eating a Five Guys greaseburger.

Dang. The thing with Krispy Kreme is they make the best donuts by far...as long as you eat them within 3 minutes of creation.

I’d be inclined to agree but about 5 years ago In-N-Out flooded the Dallas Fort Worth area with at least a dozen restaurants. They were always packed for the first year, but after that it’s just a regular fast food place.

Part of the In-N-Out mystique is that, unless you’re on the west coast (or as far east as Texas these days) it is forbidden fruit. If I could get In-N-Out whenever I wanted, I’d probably grow bored with it. When I’m out west, a double-double with fries and a strawberry shake is on my must-do list.

In’n’Out is good, but it’s one of those things where the hype is so outsized the actual food just can’t live up to it. It’s a good cheeseburger, but there’s a certain ceiling to how good a cheeseburger can be, and people compete to shower theirs with praise. Can’t live up to it.

Exactly, so, it has come to this, (and frankly most deadspin readers/intelligent people have known this) if you support the NFL, you support systemic racism.

How many of you lily-white, upper middle class sheltered-folk whom think media jobs are actual “jobs,” want to pay someone within your organization whom very publicly insulted your race, implied you are a racist, and insulted your achievements in your field that FAR surpass (and will forever surpass) those of whom are…

Let’s keep in mind that Phil Simms expresses skepticism-to-outright-confusion on nearly every play and penalty in the games he broadcasts, so it’s no surprise he’d do the same to Ray Lewis’ story. However, I heard similar stories from my friends in Baltimore who are more in-tune with the team behind-the-scenes when…

This murderer makes a compelling point about tweets.

Let’s be clear, the NFL’s line is, “He’s not good enough. We’d take any guy who would help us win,” then vaguely gesture to the list of women/child beaters still in the NFL, because they have “talent.”
THEN Lewis comes out and says, “He WAS good enough to be considered but then his girlfriend did a tweet that hurted my…

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.