So Trump has broken rules #1-6 along with #9 and you could make an argument for him having broken #7 and# 8 as well. Wonder if he will loose his verification?

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

That sounds like a peregrine falcon, which is the most awesome raptor in the world. Top speed is 242 MPH/389 KPH and it kills eagles in mid-flight if they get too close during nesting season.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

I just ran out of material. You could tell they were entertained for a minute but I'm not really into bothering folks. I told them I grew up nearby (which is true) and exchanged pleasantries. But please, feel free to believe it was much funnier.

that is the single most heinous spelling of of competitor I have ever seen

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Science can blow stats out its butt! Bulbasaur is the best!

Parole Tide!