So Trump has broken rules #1-6 along with #9 and you could make an argument for him having broken #7 and# 8 as well. Wonder if he will loose his verification?

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

This is going to be the biggest revolution in sex toys in a century.

That sounds like a peregrine falcon, which is the most awesome raptor in the world. Top speed is 242 MPH/389 KPH and it kills eagles in mid-flight if they get too close during nesting season.

During Highschool, I was obsessed with Electromagnetic Linear Accelerator Weapons (railguns, coilguns etc;). I taught myself circuit theory, went dumpster diving for all sorts of high energy coils and capacitors, and eventually assembled quite the arsenal of handmade/handwound EM coil magnet shooters.

If you do, can I be your minion?

Lol, no, I'm a grad student in a lab that studies regeneration, with a focus on lizard tails, heck, as I see it I'm one lab accident away from becoming this guy:

Not an experiment per say but the result of working on two very different lab projects in close proximity... project one was soaking a trackway in acetone to remove vinac (glue used in paleolabs made by dissolving polyvinyl beads in acetone), while project two was using a blow torch to shape polystyrene foam for a new…

I have a lemon lime tree in my back yard. Bought it at Home Depot. It grows disconcertingly fast. The fruit is pretty good.

Find yourself somebody who will make half of the light-switch rave sound effects and you've got yourself a makeshift rave anywhere.

Yoyo!

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

that is not giant. this is giant

"Let's wait. Maybe it'll come back to life in a few... (how big is the fan base?) years. He'll come back in a few years."

The facts are these:

I just ran out of material. You could tell they were entertained for a minute but I'm not really into bothering folks. I told them I grew up nearby (which is true) and exchanged pleasantries. But please, feel free to believe it was much funnier.

that is the single most heinous spelling of of competitor I have ever seen

Just because it's in Urban Dictionary does not mean it's actually a thing. Hell, "Fetch" is in there, and we all know that's never going to be a thing.