no one is going to save you from your chili.

I am pickled pink by this article.

Farts.

I’m holding out for some dark hybrid of these and pizza cones.

Don’t even get me started on this generation’s weak jaw musculature.

Taco Bell here — we’ll be in touch. Also, we think we could improve this by inserting a thick cylinder of cheese in the center of all the other fillings.

As a man with red hair, I understand the tireless struggle. Also, I once burned a salesperson in the Gap back to the stone age for calling me a ginger without any prior interactions between us.