When it comes to boneheaded plays, nobody tops Jose Canseco.

+1 inter-coastal love loss

Nothing satisfies my love of schadenfreude more than watching a 6’11" pituitary case flub a slam-dunk.

Pennsyltucky!

1. Like you, the CTE debacle is the primary reason why, about four or five years ago, I abandoned the NFL in toto.

Proper use of grammar and punctuation No Longer Exist

Came for the post, stuck around for the payoff.

A lunch pail filled with...GRIT!

Oh fuck me. And here I was, just starting to like Golden Road.

+1 3-run homer

A horrible contract, yes. But he ain’t no Bobby Bonilla.

I can’t locate the quote—I read it many years ago—but before Super Bowl I, Fred “The Hammer” Williamson suggested they play the anthem AFTER the game to “see how many of those patriots stick around,” or words to that effect.

+1, for what it’s worth.

Green Bay: The Comic Sans of American Cities.

I was gonna say, there’s no bigger stage on which to hit your first Major League dinger than New York.

Looks more like his arch-enemy.

The Bengals are the first team that comes to mind when I think the NFL could contract some franchises and nobody would notice.

For a second there, it sure looked to me like Garrett had a Crick in his neck.

As an O’s fan, I concur.