I’m also getting a Life of Pi vibe...

Amarillo Oriol...

I’d kill to get my hands on a game-used Steagles jersey.

Is it too much to ask every African-American player in the league to sit out the coming season? Or, to do their health a favor and retire?

Springtime for Hitler redux?

I’m glad somebody brought up Justified. I remember watching the finale and dreading the fact one of my all-time favorite shows was coming to an end. Yet, when it was over, all I could think was, This was a good ending. It is the way it was supposed to end.

I sure hope I’m not the only one on here who skimmed through these and thought, “Huh, haven’t I seen this somewhere before?”

I’m still bitter after I found out today Sundance cancelled Hap and Leonard  after three seasons. Then I land on this page. Oy.

What about the damn paterfamilias?

Rodrigo Lopez! I forgot about him. Like most O’s fans.

Does this mean his school has to defecate all its wins?

That was all Bob Newhart. Listen to his stand-up sometime.

Quick quiz: List an anagram for UFC.

And an espresso-infused dry rub. Mmmmmmm...

I’m glad you’re keeping Track.

RBIs

Dave Berry can do no wrong.

No matter who they sign or trade for, the Phillies will always find a way to Phillie.

You know what the hardest thing to pass is when you’re walking?

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me...”