make doo-doo

Edgy take.

“Yeah, well, as great catches go, I’m still ahead.”

One of the all-time glutes.

Why so crabby?

Maybe. Then again, he was there.

I can never think the phrase “The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field...” in any voice other than John Facenda’s.

They do, too. So they can pay her less.

No doubt Dan Duquette is plotting how he can trade Manny for him.

I thought he looked a bit rusty.

Another mind fuck, brought to you by the fine people at Big Marketing™.

Spoiler alert: Nixon resigns.

What he meant to say was sex magnet.

“As a Nats fan, I am already miserable about next winter.”

A driver once flipped me off but did not have the stones to look me in the eye when she did it. Turned her head the other direction. I mean, okay, give me the bird if you think I’ve earned it—but at least take some pride in ownership of it.

Nicely done, Alabama.

Funny, when I saw “hurling” and “Bostonians” in the headline, this particular sport wasn’t the first thing that came to mind.

“Step inside my office...”

Oh shit, and it’s still 15 minutes till lunch.

This fucking logo. It looks like the Eagles’ minus the ubiquitous anger directed at Santa Claus.