They oughta Bollywood the shit out of that.

New Girl, while not always consistent, is hilarious as an ensemble peices with Zooey D being the weakest link.

In Memoriam: The Glory Days

Bat flips: Fun.

I truly hope this has a happy ending.

Oh, yeah, Cheetos are awful. I can accept that.

+1 bloody sock

Oh, Vlad...

Damn you. You’ve ruined mangoes for life.

I mean, who’s gonna take the Toronto Raptors seriously when they’re named the Toronto Raptors?

For those of you keeping score at home, that’s E-Rent-a-cop.

Sand = fish turds.

What is truly tragic that in the United States of America, allegedly the richest counry on Earth, in the year 2017, people have to resort to GoFundMe to defray the cost of their loved ones’ enormous medical expenses.

“How do you make [the risotto] in the first place, though?”

None of these things occur in nature.

Her father is Alex De Benedetti who, according to IMDB.com, is a film producer. So, yes, he is a shark.

Three basset hounds have owned me, including the one that lets me live in her house now. She is the greatest non-sports fan basset ever.

It’s Great Divide’s Yeti or nothing at all.

Back in the aughts I worked in the PR side of the house at an ad agency in Las Vegas. At one point we landed a lawyer as a client. Now, I wasn’t direcly involved with his account as it was advertising-only, with no PR component. However, I learned from a coworker that this guy demanded his wife appear in all their…