I didn’t even know 2028 was an election year till I read your article.

As a kid, my dream car was an orange convertible VW Beatle. Because of my beloved Baltimore Orioles and orange. However, now that a decaying lump of tangerine peels occupies the White House between golf outings, I have sworn off ever having an orange car.

The term “pool” on the Strip is but a quaint anachronism. The correct term is “petri dish.”

But really, if I were a legit actor, I would not want to go anywhere near that pool. who knows what fluids are mixed with that water x__x

“Listen, you need a place to crash, I have this sofa...”

The NFL’s Gambling Policy Is A Mess

Badminton. And I bet they kick ass at it, too.

In other words, about as exciting as a 3-hour+ NFL game telecast.

He has a knack for it. Perhaps his one true talent.

Hot take: Herbal teas are utter bullshit. I can drink Earl Gray 15 minutes before my head hits the pillow, and still sleep like a baby.

Helluva way to eat Busch.

Gumghazi

I’m with ya. All the Flipper Floppers and House Boinkers and Love It or Lust After It just kind of blend into one primordial real estatse stew after a while.

Solid reasons why my wife and I switched to Create a while back.

Is that you, Dad?

Especially when the visitors start probing your backfield.

That’s one L of a take.

Let’s see, runners at first and second, one out, you’re down 2-0 in the top of the fourth...I’m not buying it, even if he did get out of the inning without incurring further damage.

To be honest, I forgot about the game and didn’t switch over until halftime. Saw the tight score and assumed it must be competitive. Less than five minutes into the second half, I was doing laundry.

From your lips to Dog’s ears.