+1 Jell-O Salad

You just made me cry. I am so sorry for your loss.

Los Angeles Plays Itself

Bread and butter! So simple, and yet so perfect.

Ummm...Dante Hall not short enuff for ya?

Now that’s a maul.

On Wednesday, Vanity Fair proclaimed in the headline of an extremely negative restaurant review that Trump Grill, the steakhouse in the lobby of Trump Tower, “Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

My wife and I spent Thanksgiving with some friends locally in Vegas, so as to avoid incessant ravings of pro-Trump relatives in other states.

Yeah, they Schottenheimered their wad.

Why do you need that many skull rings?

Here, have a cigar.

Well, they could’ve given him a sack a’ tomatoes.

I was thinking post-fact Picket Fences.

“Wait, the Angels are in Los Angeles?”

I can’t wait to meet Coleman Hrabosky.

There. FTFY.

That you, Jack Handey?

Soju really thought he’d stick around?

Watters: Don’t you think you owe it to the veterans to explain yourself?

Dukes of Hazard?