Yes but who’s sponsoring the ribbon? And if your ribbon sponsor is Hobby Lobby, would you even dare put a Michael’s ribbon on your bag? Consider the consequences of your actions!

#bagghazi

Tough choice: To be Brock Osweiler, making a shit-ton of money as you spend your Sundays wasting away with the pathetic Texans...

7uch a 7ad thing that i7.

No, you don’t.

1. Brown sugar cinnamon

The Raiders took Sebastian Janikowski in the first round and he’s been their best player for years. So, maybe there’s hope.

Need to pick up dry-cleaning. Be back in a few.

Oh damn you and damn the chicken salad sandwich I brough for lunch.

I farted in the pool last week. When those bubbles broke the surface...

+ 1 farging icehole

Japan played better?

This. I saw them play at the USA 7s here in Vegas last March and they definitely are NOT the All Blacks of Union or League.

Not when you consider that Rugby 7s is the national sport of Fiji.

Oh, shut up, I always use a condom.

...and Peter King?

I lived in SD for 11.5 years. In the 21+ years I have been away, I have come to realize that San Diego is, indeed, a nice place to visit.

The Aristocrats!

I can’t begin to smell you how much I depreciate this take.