You failed to mention whether the beds were burning.

I lived in SD for almost 12 years, and I support your message. Those guys were awesome.

(clear throat) caps lock (clears throat)

Douchetacular.

“What did you say?”

This reminds me, I need to research how they’ve reported the Cosby scandal(s).

As an Orioles fan, I think anyone in the rotation not named Tillman, THEN the bullpen, which is very good.

Awe, nuts.

This is classic NFL: attempting to introduce clarity by layering on exactitude, and in the process introducing even more opportunities for ambiguity.

The primary reason I stopped watching ESPN—apart from, well, everything—was when I heard several the Mothership’s multitudinous washed-up jock talking heads use the word “swagger” about seventeen times in the space of three minutes. I now truly hate that word.

Brilliant, though I defer to Mr. Plimpton.

Huzzah!

This is TV gold

I like farts.

MLK funeral. I don’t remember the assassination, but I remember watching the funeral on TV. I was 6 years old and had no idea what was happening.

My wife and I spent the 4th with friends who are, er uh, were (before this season) big Braves’ fans. In years past, I had to bite the insides of my cheeks to keep myself from screaming whenever they’d ad nauseam extol the virtues of Freddy Freeman or Larry Jones or whichever Cy Young Award winner and Future Hall of…

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One also wonders if his attention-seeking appropriation of a ticket to a game marketed to active-duty soldiers—coupled with his lack of military service—also qualifies him a Chickenhawk?