ESPN better be careful, or they might make themselves watchable.

Nice one, no matter how you slice it.

I can picture this on House Hunters: “But the second house, the one with the big family room, it had lots of places to put our Praying Hitler on display when we entertain.”

You are not alone.

You’ve been practicing, I see.

“We had to destroy the village in order to save it.”

I get the same sort of reaction in my Chevy Equinox.

Thank you for continuing to watch ESPN so the rest of us don’t have to. America is grateful for your sacrifice.

+1 cup of Rice tossed in with the chicken and broccoli.

One Mao than most, for Shah.

Too soon.

Pantone Puke.

I can’t wait for the NFL to tweet an announcement announcing they will soon announce the color selections.

So, what DO trolls eat?

I had to endure a half-hour conversation between two coworkers yesterday on this very subject. It’s a shame the snack stand downstairs only provides plastic knives.

They look like whoever does their laundry needs a lesson in separating white clothes from dark.

+1 Spotlight

The first three minutes were like watching Formula 1. Then, BOOM, #3 with the bold move.

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat monogrammed thermos.

I once sat down-wind of the garlic fry stand down the leftfield line. It was heaven on earth.