I still see a small hitch, but the only way to truly get rid of it is put this kid on the court. Not in the NBA, in my rec league. Seriously, we need the help and we need guys who are committed and will show up every week....damnit I’m sick of forefeiting because Kevin is hosting a craft beer tasting get together or…

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

Ya gotta watch out for Fox, he’s got a hell of a head fake these days.

When I had to get a new car a few years ago I went with the most basic Jeep possible in order to cut costs. I am the proud owner of a silver Jeep Patriot that does not have electronic locks, has manual roll-up/down windows, and the formally mentioned one-speed rear wiper. It does have four wheel drive though.

Oooo, mine has off, 1 intermittent setting, and on. Now I feel fancy!

yet we can’t seem to build a Hyundai Accent whose windshield wipers are controlled by a smooth knob that would slowly raise their speed in an infinite number of fine gradations

The sad thing is that the little kid is Jack Wilshere.

A later Giants statement says that the team has activated a road cone from its practice squad to fill the roster spot.

As the resident Bristol City fan I’ll just say that I’m drunk and delirious and have only just recovered from a point of near tears. Couldn’t be there tonight but loving every minute. Fantastic Christmas present and a great performance to boot.

pray super hard and his ankle will unbreak.

This is ridiculous. I’m outta here.
Cech, please.

*eats Snickers*

You could say he was............

My beard is so consistently bad that the Jets signed it to play quarterback.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

[holds it in]

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.