This may be the most moderate, tempered, and logical comment about Jesus in the history of Kinja. I wish I could give you an award.

Wine is against Islam, so... sorry but that card isn’t in the deck.

Yeah, I would too. Would you vote for real Mohomod though? Not the one that people just make up in their heads that is a Jesus clone, but the real one that says killing Jafir is good and right and will get you all sorts of underage kids to have as slaves in heaven after you blow yourself up?

You meant “Even a blind squirrel finds nuts.”

I’ll stable you.