Sure did!

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

What you don’t understand is it isn’t only Trump voters who disagree with you, or only conservatives, or only whatever other Other you hate so much: it’s 90, 95% of America. It’s me, an ardent Hillary supporter from “flyover country,” and just about every single liberal I know.

I mean, at this point I think the world would be a better place without social media.

So-and-so “is not a friend of the left” and therefore “you don’t need to take him seriously”.

You are entirely correct. However, Patriots’ haters prefer to think that there was actual spying going on, rather than just videotaping signals coming from the Jets’ sidelines that could be seen from probably anywhere in the stadium except behind the Jets’ bench. Gives them a way to sooth their hurt feelings when the…

I use the terms posse and thug however the fuck I want.

It’s not.

There it is.

give it 10 more years and it’ll never happen again xo, and I’m white middle class making 100k a year. The white people who voted Trump in are poor, lower class, and uneducated. I felt great about life the past 8 years because I made half decent life choices.

Actually - it’s not a wasted vote. What we need is a 3rd (or 4th or 5th) Party option. My vote for Gary Johnson wasn’t ever going to have been cast for Hillary Clinton. My vote for Gary Johnson was because I didn’t want to have to vote for Trump. I cast my vote for a third party in the hopes that my children will…

That would be great, if it was an option.

The “holding your nose” part comes from the knowledge that the person you’re voting for does things like take victory laps after facilitating Saudi arms deals that enables war crimes in Yemen and the mass slaughter of innocent civilians. Yeah, it’s a nose holding affair and fuck any single person who gives me shit for…

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

I would like to be clear with everyone that I also want Von Miller money.

The best part is reading how all you idiots are blowing a gasket. Justice system only works when you agree with it. Classic. Enjoy your anger.

Man, you guys are dramatic as fuck.

I’m genuinely embarassed for you that you wrote an entire article about a term and you got the definition literally completely wrong. Google, my friend.

Tax returns show earnings, not assets, so how would you seeing his taxes convince you of his net worth one way or another? Trump is an ignorant shithead about nearly everything, but that does not make you even a casual expert on how taxes work.

Thankfully, Salt-N-Pepa went back to the drawing board after that first draft.