Because they’re lazy.

Another 4 seconds.

As a Sox fan, nothing could have been more cringe inducing than watching that celebration after a total meltdown and a walkoff grand slam...If it were me, I’d want to shower and get the hell on the plane home. Screw the champagne. Then again, I’m kind of a dick.

Talk to me when Adam Lamborghini is selling his Corolla collection.

The “should of” is the part that demands you go play in traffic.

Sure it does.

I generally hate attending Thursday night games, but that was one of the most fun ones I’ve ever been to. Once Brady comes back and commences the Fuck All Y’all tour, this team is going to be a wagon.