I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

When in the entire history of the Grammys have they ever been classy?

That's how I roll too. I was having some major pill trouble recently though and was on my third brand to try when the Gyno asked me when my last period finished I pulled three packets of pills out of my handbag and was like "which one are we doing at the moment?" We also had an interesting conversation about when I…

I use this amazing period tracker app called The Pill. It comes in a clam-shell case.

Cool as millennials think they are, they are light years behind in every aspect and every category (except for animated gifs, their greatest contribution)

His eyes look absolutely alien in that photo. I may not sleep tonight.

It doesn't matter who you are, you don't SPOIL people! That's just fucking rude. I'd be upset too! I don't watch Homeland, but if this was me and someone spoiled Sherlock, I'd punch the guy, even if Benedict Cumberbatch was standing right next to me.

This is the correct answer.

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

DAT ASS.

I am actually quite pleased that was taken care of. Lena deserved better than the original.

Honestly? Let's imagine that I paid personally for a set of photographs of myself. All the minor alterations done here I'd want done to myself. In particular, the image of her sitting on the edge of the tub shows a garish angle to her boobs. The cut-and-paste is a little more modest and nicer looking. Not that showing…

The minimalistic/"amateur" aesthetic is Juergen Teller's signature style — he does all those ubiquitous Marc Jacobs ads, and he's done a lot of iconic stuff with other designers.

Look, I know that we're all supposed to hate Kimmy for being an annoying attention whore, but she manages to keep herself in the news cycle 24/7, and has done so for several years, with our consent. If you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at the media—and the rest of America, for that matter—for keeping her antics…

Derelique... We have finally arrived.

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

I'm pretty sure Hayden Panettiere was also nominated last year for Nashville. YAAAAAAAAAAAY TATIANA MASLANY!!!

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED B.D. WONG

Well, he has some issues he's dealing with lately, maybe that's why he's lashing out.