At least you didn’t listen to almost the entire season not realizing it was a true story. Because one of my friends didn’t realize it was a true story until we told her at like...episode 10.
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I had two flights this past weekend, one of which had multiple crying children for the entire flight, and the other had one extremely drunk 24-year old male sitting in front of me, screaming for the entire flight. The drunk male was worse by a landslide, but he did managed to get punched in the mouth by the guy in…
It definitely isn’t on a fridge due to the pins. Agreed, though, that is heavy shit to have hanging up in your office.
This is making me laugh so hard right now.
YES. Except I always end up yelling, "Got you good, chickenfucker!" in its entirety.
...a foaming baking soda volcano project set casually set in front of a loudspeaker...
Because no men's halloween costume is ever marketed as SEXY. Sexy halloween costumes are reserved only for women, and they tend to be men's costumes made skimpy. The ad is a joke, and it's a joke on the fact that sexy halloween costumes exist in general.
I also think the operative word is "raw." Not all of their almond butter is raw almond butter. I had to triple check the sign last night to make sure the packaging was different than what I currently have in my house.
It sounds like you have had some extremely unfortunate wedding experiences.
I am currently wearing denim on denim. But different shades, so...it isn't REALLY a canadian tuxedo...right? RIGHT?!
Yeah, it was a really pleasant surprise to come across those at work.
Andy Shleck is also out...not that he was a huge favorite for overall this year, but still a big loss nonetheless.
It's infuriating that they have Katie Holmes' rock solid ab wrinkles labeled as a blunder. That is what we like to call SKIN, people.
Or that they are trying to correct a medical mistake they paid for. Just because it's elective doesn't mean they deserve to have poorly done procedures.
This is terrible. A JetBlue flight attendant gave me a hard time once about using the bathroom while the fasten seatbelt sign was on, but didn't refuse admittance into the bathroom. He said he couldn't TELL me I could use the bathroom while the fasten seatbelt sign was on. So, I walked to the back of the plane and…
Get an eye patch, man.
Yes. This. I eat healthily most of the time, I work out regularly, and if I want to eat chicken and waffles and ice cream, I'm gonna. I won't take a picture of it, and therefore will avoid this stupid account's scrutiny, but the intention is misguided and offensive. Just because it's geared towards thin people doesn't…
Because when you do, you don't want to get pregnant! I have very little sex drive on the pill, the same with when I was on the ring, but I also have no interest in Mirena. We don't have any other solutions! HELP ME, SCIENCE.
THIS. The walk-through portion where David and Hilary bicker like brother and sister is also insufferable.