Holmes on Holmes has mysteriously gone missing from television.

Yes, she did have work done. Before she was pregnant.

I love her shoes! My favorite pair of wedges is from her line, and as much as I want to hate on it, all I can complain about is how expensive some of it is.

I WISH. Then I would at least have a trademark to my name instead of a bunch of stupid fake pizza newspaper ads.

Unfortunately, it's true. I work for their ad agency, and we are not even allowed to refer to it as pizza.

Because they are sandwich franchises. They can't legally start claiming to sell pizza without changing their business model, and it effects all of the franchisees regarding rent/space/leases and things of that nature. So, they don't refer to it as pizza because, legally, they can't.

SO MANY HAIR CHOPSTICKS.

Some people on Gawker have pointed out there was a rumored fling between Jay and Rihanna, which might explain why him going to her party alone is enough to incite drunken rage.

That is a bit of a blanket statement. I had elective surgery, and it was a choice about which I thought long and hard. I have never regretted it, and after I had it done, no one could even tell unless I brought it up. Not everyone chooses to look like a robot, and not everyone who has elective procedures done has low…

That, and also...why spell out 2014 if you're not even going to include your full names on the invitations? Don't ask me why I care. I don't...what?

I hate removing my shoes in the house. I don't even walk around my own house barefoot most of the time. I especially don't like it when people who don't regularly clean their floors of debris ask you to remove your shoes in the house.

Honestly, no. I am incapable of turning off that show when it's on. He is absolutely insane, in the best kind of way.

I will NEVER forget the look on the winner's face when she found out he wasn't a millionaire. I'd watch the finale of this show just to recreate that moment.

She had me at "Jon Taffer."

If I hear or read one more fucking vegan tell me that veganism is the universal truth, I'm going to shit my toxic meat sludge all over the place.

I hope there will be other people on the show named things like Bookcase and Lamp Shade.

Same here. And, I was going to say the same thing about Vicki's face. Every image I see of her from subsequent seasons looks weirder and weirder. You like...can't see her eyeballs anymore.

Yeah this article is mostly telling me that being a Basic Bitch is just being extremely white. Not sure that falls under something white people ruined exactly, but...I'm really white, so I have no way of proving any of these things.

I am very suspicious of people who are always smiling.

I recently had a drunk homeless guy say it to me on the street, and I was like...shit, if this guy noticed, I must be really grumpy looking today.