that women in africa used to stuff their vaginas with horse shit to make them tighter. LITERALLY THAT WAS SOMETHING I WAS TOLD. we talk about it still wondering how the hell our teacher wasn't fired.

I just did the same thing!

I read the synopsis on Buzzfeed and I don't understand how the plot makes any sense. I actually don't think I understand the plot at all. Even when you typed it, I still don't get it.

Unfortunately, the ad agency doesn't decide what to plug. The client decides they want to partner with The Hunger Games and then they tell the agency to shoot a spot for it.

Of course. The only thing better than that image is the video from whence it came:

Keep it in the crystals.

Viagra actually has a lot of ads out, but they don't feature women and they're more MANLY. Like a guy who works in a sheet metal factory and fixes a problem because he's at the age where he "gets things done" and doesn't let erectile dysfunction stand in his way.

go as lisa turtle from SBTB and do "the sprain" all night.

Agreed. I got a nose job in my early 20s and I am very open and honest about it. It's one of the best things I've ever done and it has made me feel just that much better about myself. I am a very confident individual, but always had a thing about my nose, so...I fixed it and now I have no issues with my face. Except…

I wish I could be present when these parents have to admit to their kids they named them after very poorly written vampire novels.

I'm pretty sure I casually whip out "you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole" on a regular basis so this is basically the greatest part of my week right here. Also, we haven't addressed the exquisitely accurate picture of Peter Griffin behind them.

this...is EVERYTHING I need today.

I completely agree. I think about how Les Mis the movie was done and how powerful Anne Hathaway was when she was singing that live, while crying, and how this episode could have been so much stronger that way. The auto tuning in the "Fire and Rain" piece was offensive.

This is kind of how I feel when I yell "DICKTATION" and no one understands me.

I'm assuming they have to be accommodating him somehow, otherwise he wouldn't be flying to and from Logan for as long as he has been.

I'm the same way and that's how I got through about 3 episodes of season 2. Before giving it up entirely because it's just too damn scary. BUT, I also really want to watch this season because I do love me some witches. I never really stood a chance with season 2, that kind of subject matter scares the hell out of me.

This show scares the everliving fuck out of me and I couldn't even make it through Season 2. But I'm really going to try and watch this season, because I think I can handle witches moreso than a mental institution with weird sexual rapey aliens or whatever the hell was happening.

OOOOOHHHH I like that theory. They also made sure to have a nice close-up of her face while she was riding in the car in the last episode, and she looked much more determined than depressed.

Yeah I'm with you on that. Junior may be annoying in his innocence and lack of understanding of anything, but I think he's necessary to remind you of how far Walt has fallen and the person he used to be.

"you get to release your stress on someone you trust, who you know won't hold it against you. He' like to yell at a colleague, client, or employee. But he yells at me and doesn't screw up a business deal. I can take it."