what about shiva and the hot wife!

worked for matt damon's wife! lucky ass bitch.

Totally. She gets a lot of really aggressive comments on her feed, it's starting to scare me.

THANK YOU.

i posted this originally, and it is somehow still fucking gray, BUT...

I follow her on instagram and she posted a handful of pics with the short hair and people went apeshit telling her how horrible it was. ape. shit. it became clear that most of them thought it was real and don't actually watch her show.

Perhaps she works very hard and has earned the money and the things she's bought? Just because she has nice things and a vacation home doesn't mean she deserves to have her house ruined by a bunch of assholes. I rent a ski house every year with a group of people and the thought of doing any of these things to someone…

100% on board with this as well. there are some days that i need it, but many when i'm just fine with my coffee.

"along with Banks' extraordinary ability to emulate each character"

Consider me your ally. Ross fucking rules, and it's his lameness that makes him so awesome.

see also: pelvic prolapse. not. good.

Oh man, I do not personally have this experience. My aunts are the greatest people ever! I'm almost 30 and still get excited to see them.

Ugh THANK YOU. Also, she fucked a foam finger for like...3 minutes. She left the door pretty open for this discussion.

i'm in the process of planning a honeymoon (early because i need something to look forward to) and you may have just changed my life.

i can't remember demi moore winning any awards for anything?

i'm sorry, i have barely registered your comment because i am too distracted by the PURE UNADULTERATED EPIC-NESS that is your username.

i'll take that and raise you BEETS. the 2 minutes it took me to remember why my asshole was expelling blood-colored stool were two of the scariest minutes of my life.

that's true. this instance though, to me, is quite significant. so i wouldn't employ that philosophy in this case personally. but i certainly agree it's more appropriate than not in many situations.

YES! fuck that guy. and regarding the whole "being right or making everyone happy" ...gross.

I'm planning a wedding right now and I have to disagree on the BM dress and the plus-one. I'm not giving everyone a plus-one because I don't want any randos I've never seen eating my delicious foods and drinking the free booze. They aren't worth the overhead charge. I'd much prefer to allocate those funds to making…