it's Jay-Z's "HOVA" hand thing.

"Jack-Tor" is one of my favorites. and i agree with another commenter on the teamster sandwich day.

i'm glad someone else shares my undying devotion to lugging around receipts and precise v5 pens. i'm also usually good for a highlighter and 7 varieties of lip gloss.

perhaps she'd have some of those things if she didn't blow thousands of dollars on fucking handbags.

THANK YOU.

i just lost 30 good productive work minutes watching all of these. so worth it. thank you for posting.

there was no episode more satisfying than the one where dave finds this bike in one of his units and he thinks it's really valuable, barry tells him it isn't valuable at all, dave heckles everyone and goes on a rant about how stupid everyone is, then finds out that it's worth absolutely nothing.

I don't know if this will help you at all, but another anecdote from someone in a similar situation about a year ago:

i can't survive a hangover without smoking weed. it dulls my headache, makes me hungry, and makes me fall asleep. i highly recommend it, especially if you're like me and have 18-hour hangovers with exquisite headaches and nausea.

and also because Black Friday isn't a holiday.

I worked at the Gap for 5 years and never worked a Black Friday. They did not require employees to work, but they DID require management to work. And you're kind of right about the holidays, but more so for the fact that they are only legally required to pay you overtime for SOME holidays. The only one I can really…

i will second the smartwool comment.

agreed. at least we know mayonnaise will always be a winner.

no, i totally did too. at first i was confused as to why someone would eat their deodorant instead of using it, and then it lead to...you have to be crazy to lick deodorant off someone's armpit. i'm slightly let down that it isn't a story about one of those two things.

yeah one of these girls (shelly smyth) is in 9th grade and her twitter background is a picture of two kids wearing "godhatesfags.com" tshirts. it's really bringing me down off my America high today.

i'm obviously disgusted by this horrifying video, but i wasn't entirely prepared to read the comments posted on the original article. i am beside myself after reading the number of posts supporting this asshole.

yeah i have a kidney disease and my nephrologist always tells me to take the supplements. juice helps with the pain when I have a UTI, but it's never prevented me from getting one that's for fucking sure. peeing immediately after sex does, though.

not surprising given that his life is unraveling.

i'm not entirely sure what they are, but it's a combination of like...mascara that gets trapped in the corner of my eye and when i pull it out it comes out in a long string. i also used to work in retail and i think sweater lint and other things used to get into my eye and i'd have to pull them out so they'd stop…