wow i didn't know that place was actually real! i only know it from south park and kyle's epic birthday party.

most kids skiing on the mountain are better than 80% of adults skiing on the mountain. depending on where you're skiing, groms absolutely shred. i'm more scared of the adult that's skiing pizzas on advanced terrain and taking up the whole goddamn run.

if i picture BOARD CERTIFIED ER DOCTOR Michael Dickwad in a basement making a human centipede, he doesn't sound as crazy.

i used to be a rower in high school for two seasons a year, as well as a dancer, and i was 3 sizes bigger and 20 lbs heavier than i am now. as soon as i went to college and stopped working out, i dropped it all pretty quickly.

haha thank you. someone else actually has the same one, sans hyphen. there's also a Janie Jimplin on here somewhere.

i see you baby.

i know i'm weeks behind on this comment, but he's amazing!

yes because writing a song called "stupid hoe" is so much worse than wearing a nipple sticker to the grammys. or writing a song called "magic stick."

agreed! she is absolutely beautiful.

10 Things I Hate About You is one of the greatest movies ever. i KIND of classify that more as a teen movie, but it pretty much wraps it all together in one, intelligently humorous package.

this is atrocious photoshopping. whoever approved this to post on a website needs a talk.

ROBOT PENIS.

honestly, i commend you. there are so many times when i want to punch someone in the face, but would never have the balls to do it.

yes. this.