Because I'm sure that you know all about everything that ever happened before you were born/old enough to notice. Including every band and performer ever, regardless of how relatively obscure their once well known music has become in more recent years.

This hurts me on the inside, so very, very badly.

I think I know what part of the problem might be: I was still pooping myself in the early 90's.

Honestly I get the feeling Americans might just have grown up on nearly as many tacos as Mexicans. Just...ours were produced in a factory and sold by a fast food restaurant. Or one of those sad "kits" you get at the super market. I get that they're easy, but if you truly can't prepare cook tacos yourself from maybe…

Well yeah, if the apocalypse is coming, I'm totally pigging out on tacos before I die. I can even make them myself, instead of harassing random Hispanic people for help.

Seriously....I'm going to ignore the racism, ignorance and xenophobia, just because, well it's Fox, pointing it out would be redundant.

I think the fact that Fox still exists at all, and people actually watch it is the only sign we need in order to confirm impending fiery doom.

Ok, completely honest question here: who the heck is Sinead O'Connor?

1) You know the director is off camera miming flapping motions the entire video.

Google "Pterodactyl Porn". There's an actual video of it out. It's completely horrifying, but you'll probably laugh your ass off.

What is it with Right Wingers and being total crybaby sore losers?

They have a fundamental inability to empathize with anyone who fails to be exactly like them with an identical worldview. This leads to them inventing all sorts of illogical, even insane arguments to dehumanize anyone different from them in an attempt to rectify the incredible amount of cognitive dissonance that they…

Ok, fair enough, maybe he isn't a saint.

I was going to say, I am definitely not a celebrity, but I have had a few of those weird, uncomfortable texting sessions with someone I barely know who wants to keep texting....about nothing much at all, then ask if I'm mad if I don't reply instantly.

I'm not claiming to have all of the facts here, but you need to realize that the mother is an adult. She's old enough to have a teenage son, so even if she started extremely early, she's been an adult for a pretty long time now.

Wouldn't shock me, but I hope not. Let me just have some tiny amount of faith in humanity.

Wait so in your opinion masturbating to a hot teacher without her consent is basically sexual assault and grounds for expulsion?

Correction: Pretension oozing hat in the vague, approximate, but not exact shape of a fedora.

Well, first I was being totally hyperbolic, guys are still fun. And I'm glad you found this video for me, I will now use it to torment my straight friends and brother for my own enjoyment.

Well....the first time it was gin shots. Which are about as bad as they sound, but cut me a break, I was 17.