You know, I considered myself gay prior to watching this video. Now, I'm not so sure, maybe I should give women another chance, they are looking a lot better by comparison.

I just don't think that "invented twerking" is something to be proud of, like you do not want that on your resume. If Miley wants credit, well that that's her loss, let her have it.

Help me out with a few more:

People who order a martini, and for some reason don't want to taste the liquor in it, really need to go back to Smirnoff Ice and wine coolers. Maybe I'll let them graduate to vodka cranberry in a few months if they can behave themselves.

Definitely a good idea, the few occasions where I've had more than a drink or two of gin, the night has always ended with someone getting in my pants.

Bad news buddy, if you confess to murder, and the police investigate and clear you of the murder you're still on the hook for wasting their time and resources, time that could have been used catching real criminals, acting like a selfish dumbass. Nevermind whatever public panic that the murder, or worry about a…

Buddy, you really picked a stinker of an argument here. But don't worry, you can probably still admit that you were wrong and back off.

I was about to write up a post on just that.

"Exactly how one should react to meeting Justin Timberlake."

TLC, this is a new low. Even after Honey Boo Boo I am surprised.

I always thought of Mike's Hard as that guy who acts really straight and a bit macho, but as soon as there's an excuse (drunk) starts getting way too friendly with, possibly even goes home with other guys. Or that always complains about how guys hit on him, but you can tell that secretly, he is deeply flattered by…

Thank you!

It's barely there....

Yes, yes there is. I made the mistake of googling it once. Cannot be unseen.

I'm sorry, but something about designer clothing of any sort for kids is just wrong, and any parent who buys it is a failure, no matter how easily they could afford it.

What is wrong with people who are still into that kid?

Yeah....I mean there could be plagiarism going on, there could be sexism going on. But frankly, going on only what this article has provided me with, the accusations abound, and the actual evidence is rather thin.

I used to be a pickup artist like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Oh hey, it's you!

I saw a porn video kind of like that once, it was really scary. But no really, theocrats suck and need to be done away with. Very permanently if you ask me....